Friday, September 08, 2006

The one where Chad talks about basements

I think one of the things that prevents more people from becoming celebrities is that "would be fans" fear the celebrity suicide.

With this in mind, I'm pledging to you that if you make me a wealthy popular celebrity I will not go out to the garage and Cobain my self. I don't even have a garage. I would if I was a celebrity though. I'd also get a finished basement. Mmmm, fresh finished basement smell. I'd also have one of these little mini bar things in the finished basement. A finished basement with wood paneling, fuzzy orange furniture and olive appliances. Oh, I also won't put my baby on a magazine cover, hang it off a balcony or swing it in front of a crocodile.

Have a great weekend. Make me rich.

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