If life is life a movie script mine must be some kind of art film because I don't get it.
If life is a movie script mine must be some kind of bad porn. Its got no plot and no sex.
If life is like a movie I wish mine would be corporate funded.
If life is like a movie I hope mine isn't a documentary about cults and mass suicides.
I stood frozen in the snack section and starred at the gunman who was waving his weapon around madly. I feared for my life. Would this be how it ended, a spectator in a madmans game? Suzanne Vega's "Luca" came over the Muzak. "I really like this song" I said to myself. Without reason, I reached over and grabbed a Little Debbie fudge round. I slowly opened the plastic wrapper. The cellophane crackle attracted the attention of the gunman. Hey you! What do you think your doing? I put the snack cookie in my mouth and mumbled, "I'm going down with you".