I did it! I used a phrase first! You know phrases such as "...cup of shut the hell up..." and "...Few sandwiches short of a pic-nic..." These phrases have been around forever. Well, I made one up today. I Googled it and got 0 results. I think that's enough to go on record as "the guy who made it up".
here we go,
"Flaming cup of queer"
I'm the first. When Google spiders me again I'll show up as the one. The one.