The one where Todd thinks it's still 2006

We here at Plan Four are shedding crocodile tears for the tragic loss of Australian television presenter and animal enthusiast, Steve "Crocodile Hunter" Irwin.  He is survived by his wife and two children.  One of which, his daughter Bindi, a very homely girl, who I imagine will only get less attractive as she ages, and will likely become one of the ugliest Australian women since Dame Edna, read an inspiring eulogy at the memorial service just before they put him down under.  CRIKEY!  We're gonna miss you Bruce.  G'day mate... G'day.