Happy 2019!

So close!  We're almost ready to come back.  See you in 2020!

It's the Yearly Recap!

Well unfortunately "Dreaming it all up again" didn't pan out for half of 2015 and 2016.  Well guess what? Nobody blogs anymore.  If you're not making meme's (what is that word even?) you're not doing shit!

Here's to a productive Plan 4  heading in to the new year!

Enjoy the following 2015, 2016 clip show.

There isn't one.  I can't get in to the old YouTube Channel.

The one where Chad updates on the dog.

Since the 2006 rabies watch there has been an update worth mentioning.  Kiara the Husky died of old age.   During this 5 year hiatus Chad has also lost Mollie the Collie to uterine cancer. Have your pet spayed or neutered.

Now we have Mongo.  He's a mutt... So far he's been on his deathbed once or twice, had a run in with a porcupine and his face clawed up by the cat from the "Living Room Wars" video.

Good luck being Chad's dog. You're going to need it.

The one where Todd thinks it's still 2006

We here at Plan Four are shedding crocodile tears for the tragic loss of Australian television presenter and animal enthusiast, Steve "Crocodile Hunter" Irwin.  He is survived by his wife and two children.  One of which, his daughter Bindi, a very homely girl, who I imagine will only get less attractive as she ages, and will likely become one of the ugliest Australian women since Dame Edna, read an inspiring eulogy at the memorial service just before they put him down under.  CRIKEY!  We're gonna miss you Bruce.  G'day mate... G'day.

The one where Todd "pours one out on the curb"

Since some of references on here are so dated, I thought I would take a moment to remember those who are no longer with us.  (CED not pictured).

The one where Chad finds his Blogger password

I thought going back to the old Plan 4 Blogger posts would inspire me to write funny stuff again.  It did not... Why?

1.  We were not funny. At least, we were not always funny.  We posted EVERYTHING without discretion.  There is a reason TV shows only broadcast once a week.
2. I had horrible grammarz
3. You're and Your. Get it right Chad.
3.5 To and Too.  Geez man!
4. Some of it was actually offensive... What can I say, we lived in a different time.  It was 2006 man!

Also, "Blogging"  does anyone do that anymore? This thing was PRE FACEBOOK!?!?

What really grinds my gears!

You know what really grinds my gears?  Facebook pictures of white chicks doing gang signs.  WoW mobs.  Super Bowl commercials that don't live up to the 'superness' of the rest of the ads.  Cog debris.  Drivers who have the right-of-way and refuse to take it.  Deformed peanut M&Ms. People who misuse apostrophes. Viral videos. TV shows that run over 20 years, but don't get old until you realize they have been around 20 years, and then you're like, "I think I'll watch Extreme Home Makeover instead". That's what really grinds my gears.

We just have to go away for a while and dream it all up again...

Plan 4 is moving.

We are leaving Blogger and putting on our big boy pants and running it all with wordpress. We have our own domain, none of that .blogspt.com crap. The thought was that it would be nice to have some of the big boy features, like categories, trackbacks, socialbookmarking links, etc. Blogger is rolling that out now but we've already boxed most everything up and sent it over to the new house. Its actually all over there now, we just want tp put up the drapes before we invite people over. Jan 1 for sure. Probably sooner. The place is a mess while we unpack. The biggest reason we want to move is that wordpress is more conducive to growth in a world wide takeover fashion.

Fake news by Chad and Todd #14

Massachusetts - FBI agents uncovered what appears to be a new breed of terrorist sleeper cell. A COOKS safe house in down town Middleboro was where agents found a lab used for weaponizing peanut oil. The COOKS, (Culinary Order Of Killing Stuff) were on the verge of deploying what some experts are calling a sophisticated recipe for disaster. Agents are also quick to point out that this has nothing to do with the film “Recipe for Disaster” starring John Larroquette and Lesley Ann Warren.

The peanut oil has been chemically changed to be not only lethal to those with peanut allergies, but any human with skin.

Although COOK members had refined the process and had working weapons grade peanut oil, internal strife kept if from being deployed.

FBI representative Special Agent Todd Mulder explains, “ It seems that half of the group wanted to use it in the creation of a main dish, and some thought it better used in preparing a side dish. Even among the two sides there was disagreement as to what wine to serve with it. It's just a case of to many cooks you know?”

The one where Chad becomes "The guy who..."

I did it! I used a phrase first! You know phrases such as "...cup of shut the hell up..." and "...Few sandwiches short of a pic-nic..." These phrases have been around forever. Well, I made one up today. I Googled it and got 0 results. I think that's enough to go on record as "the guy who made it up".

here we go,

"Flaming cup of queer"

I'm the first. When Google spiders me again I'll show up as the one. The one.

The one where Chad gets the memo

I found this on my PC, I made it for a guy at work . If you have ever seen the movie "Office Space" you'll get it. If you have not seen it. Well, sorry, I can't fill your netflix queue for you. Copy and paste it into your preferred word processing application. Make it bigger, add graphics, add more lines, fax it, email it whatever. Enjoy.

TPS
COVER SHEET

Date____________
Date of filing______________
TPS origin date____________
Name of filer_______________
Filer name _________________
Filed by ___________________
Number of pages ___________
Number on last page ________

The one where Chad talks Vista.

I have to apologize. Vista was late because of me... I insisted that Bill give it to me on floppy disk. Not 1.44mb disks either but 5 1/4 disks. Here is the package it came in.

The install will take a while.

The joke here is that Vista is big.

Vista
Microsoft

The one where Chad makes slogans

People make a lot of money creating slogans. My problem is that I don't come up with good ones. Here is a list of slogans that didn't make me famous or rich.


"The world is our workplace, specifically the part of the world that exists in the 30 yard open
top dumpster behind K-Mart"

"Children: It's whats for dinner"

"I want to be uriney"

"Our Product is the best: SOLD AS IS"

"You've found a winner, but it's not us"

"Be the best, make up for our worst"

"Dependability, Organization, Value, Pride. Not here buddy."

"Our Skill cannot be any more overvalued"

"No, no we can't"

"When nobody wants to be disappointed. Nobody counts on us"

"There are people who can do the job better than us, let us show you how"

"You need it done now, Oh, yeah, see, thats not exactly how we work"

"You need it done and you need it done right. Your asking to much."

"Success. Aim Lower."

"You chose us?"